OMG! A river! It fell from the sky!
The whole town was swallowed by it!
The virgins all drowned! (how sad, how sad)
The television stars all cried! (how true, how true)
Helicopters were crushed and crashed!
It was on the news, I saw it. (mutter, mutter, horrific, blah, blah)
I hear that it is now a serene countryside with cows and old fences and grasses and trees and farmers saying hello to neighbours and passers-by.
Oh what a tragedy! (what a waste)
We all wept for days and to celebrate our sorrow we bought new clothes (hooray, what did you get?)
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